What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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