i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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