i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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