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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

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  doesn't he have a girlfriend???

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs

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• (646): View more from New York

  In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?

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