Dual....:-)
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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