you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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