Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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