i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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