I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Drake has all the answers
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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