I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
