just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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