That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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