Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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