I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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