Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm really busy with my period
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