none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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