Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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