worst night to have a conscience
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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