Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
