hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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