i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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