I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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