conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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