...so i touched it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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