apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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