I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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