Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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