how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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