He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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