Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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