I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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