I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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