Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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