seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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