I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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