So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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