dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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