ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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