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• (313): View more from Michigan

  hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.

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• (916): View more from California

  It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".

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• (518): View more from New York

  Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.

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