That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?