It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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