This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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