Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I met the friendliest cop last night
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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