apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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