Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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