I hate all girls vehemently.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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