Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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