So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
