the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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