You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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