I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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