Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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