thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This is the high leading the old right now
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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