Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dear god my vagina.
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