I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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