420 ftw
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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