I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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