I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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